Allison: We have to find Vanya and her boyfriend
Klaus, who has enough gay friends to know a lesbian when he sees one:
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the umbrella academy as things my friends have said
Klaus: imagine the sixth sense but the twist is “I fuck dead people
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Luther: I’m too straight for that
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Klaus to Dave: Legally it’s not gay if you say “no homo”
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Anyone looking at Five: wow, that is one angery white child
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Five: I’m either an actual sociopath or the clingiest bitch ever
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Reginald: sex is for sinners
Klaus: good thing I’m an atheist
THE THEME SONG TO ALL THE KIDS IN THE UMBRELLA ACADEMY IS daddy issues by the neighborhood CHANGE MY MIND (or make a playlist)
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